to those bitching about Carlos being “up in Alexa’s vag…”
it must suck to be an idiot
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To all those guys that expect their woman to make a sandwich after sex… If she’s capable of walking to the kitchen after sex, you haven’t done your job properly and you don’t deserve a sandwich.
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I’ve figured out the issue with the world. If people got laid more often, maybe everyone would get along.
Kendall dancing the Gangnam Style x
Kendall do us all a favor and never do that again.
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I love going back through Elyse’s tumblr. I get major feels and its all her fault!!!
At this moment I remember why I live…